Alex has started making up stories. I don't know whether to celebrate because my little guy discovered his imagination or to punish him for telling lies!
"Mom, Alex has a watch. Alex lost it yes-day. Lost it at church. Where it go? Alex lost watch."
Uh-huh, he doesn't even have a watch. (Just to make sure, I asked him where his watch belongs. He pointed to his wrist.)
We went grocery shopping, and Alex is saying over and over:
"Mama hit somebody's car! Mama hit somebody's car!"
I did no such thing. I did tell him that he needed to stay close to me in the parking lot so that he didn't get hit by a car. Apparently that translates to a car accident in Toddler-Speak.
I can only imagine what might come out of his mouth next. At least if we bought him the t-shirt, we might stand a chance of saving our pride ;)